Top 12 Ways to Tell You Might Have a Bad Worship Leader

       

  Top 12 Ways to Tell You Might Have a Bad Worship Leader

1. Really doesn't like to work on Sundays
2. He demands only mineral water in his dressing room.
3. During hot summer months he'll remove his shirt while at the keyboards.
4. Requests that the church pay for the dry cleaning of his many capes.                                                                                                                        Dressing room?
5. Demands that the puppet he uses when he sings the ladies parts be put on the church payroll.
6. Worship team was picked more for the inter-city church baseball team than for musical abilities.
7. Introduce a spot in-between songs (a commercial) where church business leaders can promote their companies.
8. Worship team warms up by throwing a ball around the platform.
9. Worship leader is actually the pastors un-empolyed brother- in- law with only air band experience.
10. After only 6 mo. as worship leader he makes being a mime a life choice.
11. He refers to the worship team as his entourage and has his name included in the teams name.
12. And the worship team is called The Bob Niles and the LA Angels!