Fwd: A How to Trick-er-Treat on November 1st

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From: Bob Niles <selinbob@gmail.com>
Date: 31 October, 2013 4:30:15 PM PDT
To: selinbob@yahoo.com
Subject: A How to Trick-er-Treat on November 1st

                        A How to Trick-er-Treat on November 1st

"Trick-er-Treat!" A common cry heard round all the neighborhoods on the eve of October 31st. But, on the eve of November 1st is when all the cool stuff is to be had from door to door.
You don't have to settle for the tiny little bags of treats that so commonly fill Halloween baskets on the 31st. Your aim is much greater! On the 1st of November competition is minimal or non existent at best. Home owners filled with guilt after trying to eat all the leftover candy are more than willing to rid their home of any and all chocolate, salty, or sweet treat. Why it's been my experience they go through the house and bring out the big bags of goodies too. Guilt is a wonderful thing to work off of.
The tricky part of trick-er-treating a day late is to do it with confidence and to sell it. In previous years I have gone as that rabbit from 'Alice in  Wonderland'. "I'm late, I'm late, I'm very very late!"
This year I'm going as Kanye West.
Location is also important to door to door deception of the afore mentioned eve. Find a housing group or community (perhaps gated) with mostly seniors in it. October 31st-November 1st it's all a hurried blur to a permanent dirt nap. They'll answer the door defending their thoughts that a year has gone by and even  mention 'Where  has the time gone! Seems like yesterday you kids were trick-er-treating round here.'  At this point cause a distraction. Jingle your Unicef Box at him and tell him it's for Brad and Angelinas  kids. Don't really want to have them fully cognizant before you make your escape to the next house.
If someone calls you on it and mentions " Halloween was yesterday Dufass!" Just do exactly what you saw and heard from all the elderly you collected from earlier. As if waking from a slumber "Oh, oh, ah, ya right.' start to leave, turn back, then jingle Brad and Angelina's box. "Collecting or the kids." Justify your off night call.
Yes boys and girls it's there for the taking. I wish you luck!
Happy Halllo-after-ween!

Bob Niles

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